USDA to ban "Junk Food"

Maybe I'm reading this wrong but I didn't think you'd be into conspiracy theories.

You're reading it wrong.

There is plenty of evidence that a federal "standard" is in fact a very bad thing. Look at our america's public education system plummit ever since we received federal standards on education. There are things that the federal government should regulate, but I dont think this qualifies. That doesn't make the federal government "OUT TO GET US", believe me I work for the government. But there are things I feel states should have power over, and in fact should have majority of the power in a lot of things.