USDA to ban "Junk Food"

A non-intrusive government is the whole reason we have the satirical term "'Murican." It's fucking disgusting.

I disagree with this wholeheartedly, the reason we have useless people littering the country is the terrible education system, the lack of any real motivational incentives to work rather than just sit at home and collect welfare, and that fact that most politicians, democrats and even republicans whether they will admit it or not, profit off of people being as stupid and pacified as possible, sitting at home as human livestock, useful only as a statistic on a report nobody will ever read. So, essentially, the reality is the exact opposite of what you just said, our current government is almost ENTIRELY at fault.