Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted but right as you're sitting down to eat/drink you pass out. Then you're taken to a hospital, where doctors find out that you are allergic to delicious soups and that just the smell put you into a coma. You wake up 30 years later, the future is awful and you can't even understand most of it.

I wish to find a new entertaining hobby that isn't expensive.

Granted, you now enjoy bird spotting. The birds "unload" onto you very frequently.

I wish everyone was super healthy.