Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, then you die from people hunting you because you are unnatural.

I wish I had some delicious soup.

Granted but right as you're sitting down to eat/drink you pass out. Then you're taken to a hospital, where doctors find out that you are allergic to delicious soups and that just the smell put you into a coma. You wake up 30 years later, the future is awful and you can't even understand most of it.

I wish to find a new entertaining hobby that isn't expensive.