2014-02-23, 01:22 AM
The first time I played DnD I was a dwarven bard.
I forgot to write down "Climb" on my character sheet, and with my miniscule bearded stature, I thought it would be a fun idea to climb a tree to get a better vantage point and a view of the surrounding areas.
I rolled a one, fell out of the tree, landed on my head, and got a concussion so bad that I lost my darkvision for 24 hours.
And then there's the time my rogue decided to play around with escape artist, managing to get stuck on the wrong side of the puzzle door.
Uh, also, having a dwarf sing pinkie pie's smile song to inspire courage results in your teammates beheading you.
I forgot to write down "Climb" on my character sheet, and with my miniscule bearded stature, I thought it would be a fun idea to climb a tree to get a better vantage point and a view of the surrounding areas.
I rolled a one, fell out of the tree, landed on my head, and got a concussion so bad that I lost my darkvision for 24 hours.
And then there's the time my rogue decided to play around with escape artist, managing to get stuck on the wrong side of the puzzle door.
Uh, also, having a dwarf sing pinkie pie's smile song to inspire courage results in your teammates beheading you.

