2014-02-18, 11:06 AM
Polantaris Wrote:She looks like boobs with a body attached, so I think she failed miserably.
I think they just wanted a story to talk about her breast implants, and somehow edged a puddle into that discussion.
"Ms.Goodger! You just narrowly avoided that puddle! How do your breasts feel?"
"BODY FOUND, BREASTS USED AS RAFT TO CROSS DANGEROUS RAPIDS, BOUNCED OFF WATERFALL, OTTERS STUNNED, SAY CHILDREN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BEAVERS CONTINUE BUILDING DAM, APPARENTLY LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY AGES AGO"