Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. But everything that didn't make you sick or poisoned you before now does.

I wish to own Southperry.

Granted but you can't handle the responsibility and you feel it's too much pressure. Suddenly mods start faltering too without a good lead and they start slacking, which leads to people posting inappropriate stuff and AdSense stoping their service. Southperry doesn't die but you have to kneel and humiliate yourself begging Eos to take full control again.

I wish I didn't have to go outside.