2014-02-17, 11:28 AM
If I was that desperate for a story I would have pushed her into the massive puddle to begin with.
"NEWS REPORTER SO BORED, PUSHES REALITY STAR INTO RIVER, CAN'T FIND BODY, REPORTER CLAIMS HE SLIPPED 7 METERS AWAY, DUCKS SAW EVERYTHING"
"NEWS REPORTER SO BORED, PUSHES REALITY STAR INTO RIVER, CAN'T FIND BODY, REPORTER CLAIMS HE SLIPPED 7 METERS AWAY, DUCKS SAW EVERYTHING"

