2009-01-12, 02:35 AM
heh, this reminds me, we were sitting around a lounge room, playing cards and loser has to drink (normal losing condition, there're other ways to force you to drink). Anyhow, one of the girl sat there, drinking red wine. She had quite a bit of red wines from losing so much.
After a while, I had to drive my gf home, since she needs to sleep due to a headache and she has work tomorrow. Before I left, I told that girl not to drink any more red, and get some water instead. When I came back, it's just unbelievable. A whole corner of the room got sprayed. She got it on her jeans, the sofa, the table, a laptop (YES), the cablings and the floor. You can see all purply/dark red congee looking pukes everywhere.
So out of curiousity, I asked what happened, and I got told "She did a hickup, and another one, and we all knew she gonna puke". I asked why dont you guys take her to the bathroom? "I thought [the other person] gonna do it" (LOL). Then there's the "we can see that its coming up, but we thought she gonna hold it in". Shaking my head, I asked "why dont you grab a bowl or something?", and one of em said "We're just too shocked. It was like a simi-auto in action." (yes, the art of puking: how to look attractive while you're throwing up).... "There was the first spray, she just opened her mouth and whooshh.... then there's a second, and a third and a forth...."
Moral of the story: dont ever leave your laptop around the drinking area if it's not waterproof.
After a while, I had to drive my gf home, since she needs to sleep due to a headache and she has work tomorrow. Before I left, I told that girl not to drink any more red, and get some water instead. When I came back, it's just unbelievable. A whole corner of the room got sprayed. She got it on her jeans, the sofa, the table, a laptop (YES), the cablings and the floor. You can see all purply/dark red congee looking pukes everywhere.
So out of curiousity, I asked what happened, and I got told "She did a hickup, and another one, and we all knew she gonna puke". I asked why dont you guys take her to the bathroom? "I thought [the other person] gonna do it" (LOL). Then there's the "we can see that its coming up, but we thought she gonna hold it in". Shaking my head, I asked "why dont you grab a bowl or something?", and one of em said "We're just too shocked. It was like a simi-auto in action." (yes, the art of puking: how to look attractive while you're throwing up).... "There was the first spray, she just opened her mouth and whooshh.... then there's a second, and a third and a forth...."
Moral of the story: dont ever leave your laptop around the drinking area if it's not waterproof.