Corrupt a wish thread!

You can now, however, after speaking to animals for a long time, you lose your sense of humanity and become one with the animals where eventually you are hunted down, and then experimented on for countless hours until your death trying to replicate your ability to talk to animals.

I wish Google Adsense would not be such a pain to this site.

Granted but maplestory is shut down and the site dies anyway.

I wish for a new indestructible keyboard that actually works.