2014-02-02, 03:24 PM
PoetryIsFail Wrote:Granted, you now arrive 3 hours early every time.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
Granted but a hungry psychopath notices your sandwich and murders you.
I wish for mind control super powers.

