2014-02-02, 08:33 AM
Potato...
The noblest lifeform.
When harvested, it can be used as food, stamps, paper weight, cleaning utensil, rust remover, its juice literally acts like a health potion... Hell, you can even make Vodka with them. And there's many more uses.
And when not harvested... HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR BUSHES?
WE MUST GIVE THE GIFT BACK. PROTECT YOUR POTATOES. THEY ALREADY DO THAT FOR YOU.
The noblest lifeform.
When harvested, it can be used as food, stamps, paper weight, cleaning utensil, rust remover, its juice literally acts like a health potion... Hell, you can even make Vodka with them. And there's many more uses.
And when not harvested... HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR BUSHES?
They are so majestic...
And even then, their tasty tuberculous nature makes it vulnerable to pests, despite all the good it does to humanity.![[Image: bluepotatobushstandard.jpg]](http://villamaria-spain.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bluepotatobushstandard.jpg)
WE MUST GIVE THE GIFT BACK. PROTECT YOUR POTATOES. THEY ALREADY DO THAT FOR YOU.