Cute shoes

If your shoes were not issued to you by the US Navy, or you paid more than $60 for shoes, you were ripped off.

I disagree. Although, I think my most expensive shoes atm are ~$50 dollars, I can see if someone wanted more expensive ones. I like buying a lot of shoes and clothing in general, and I like the cheaper and trendy stuff rather than the expensive trendy stuff, but I can understand someone wanting shoes that cost more than 60 dollars.