Le board with only lack of rule "spam rule only rule not enforced"

Is this real life.

Very much so.

The fact that you are here clearly tells me otherwise, since you feel the need to interject.

How can I learn if no one else wants to come in and join it, if you lock it on the first page?

Perhaps a user would like to get to know jim and bob by watching their interactions hmm?

I interject because that's kind of what I do here. "watching their interactions" is hardly a valid argument for flooding.