2009-01-11, 02:08 AM
The Chinchilla .
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable chinchilla that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that chinchilla that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that billion dollars?
The money.
A billion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new computer you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. You'd be shooting the chinchilla with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.
So what would it be?
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable chinchilla that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that chinchilla that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that billion dollars?
The money.
A billion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new computer you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. You'd be shooting the chinchilla with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.
So what would it be?