Common archetypes in RPs

A nice chuckle, but not epic enough. Going to link some favorites of mine. I'd like to add one more, but it's... extremely obscene and has a high chance of requiring brain bleach, so won't be linking it here.

Drew the Lich. Drew has a little trouble with Evil
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1092796/


Old Man Henderson. /tg/ shares tales of some of the Craziest things they've ever done. New Namepapaya Waffle House Millionaire all but steals the show with the tale of Old Man Henderson
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10964326/


DOHOHOHO! A DM decides to introduce Statler and Waldorf as NPCs. Much laughter ensues.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1569027/


Truly Immovable Rod. A hardline science DM causes an immovable rod to- CLANG!!!!!! "WHAT THE FU'CK WAS THAT?!?!"
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686