Basil is cruel.

You fags are cruel.

I wouldn't shoot a puppy for all the money in the world. ;-; (I'd probably get money from animal societies for doing that anyway if it was publicized)

Couldn't agree with you more, though the money from the animal societies would be much better off keeping the money they'd have given me. I cried when my fish died yesterday, so I'd probably off myself out of guilt shortly after if I were ever to allow myself to kill a little mammal.