2009-01-10, 03:03 PM
I work at a coliseum complex. One day, we were having a chinatown festival for the chinese new year. It was filled with real chinese food (not the americanized stuff), cultural festivities, and demonstrations. However, the coliseum administrators thought it would be a good idea to have a dog show on the premises the same time as the chinatown festival.
Unbeknownst to the coliseum administrators, some of the chinese approached the dog show owners and offered to buy the dogs. Of course, after the chinese were told the price of a purebred dog in USD, they quickly declined.
[ON TOPIC]
If I had no past relations with the puppy, I'd sure as hell shoot it. If it was my puppy and I owned it since birth, no way in hell.
$10 - No.
$100 - Maybe.
$1,000 - Hell yes.
$10,000 - Give me the damn gun.
$100,000 - I'll get my own damn gun. Be right back.
$1,000,000 - HOLY PINEAPPLE ASDFASDF
Unbeknownst to the coliseum administrators, some of the chinese approached the dog show owners and offered to buy the dogs. Of course, after the chinese were told the price of a purebred dog in USD, they quickly declined.
[ON TOPIC]
If I had no past relations with the puppy, I'd sure as hell shoot it. If it was my puppy and I owned it since birth, no way in hell.
$10 - No.
$100 - Maybe.
$1,000 - Hell yes.
$10,000 - Give me the damn gun.
$100,000 - I'll get my own damn gun. Be right back.
$1,000,000 - HOLY PINEAPPLE ASDFASDF