Corrupt a wish thread!

granted, You get a plate with a very fat pig on it, and asked to make it into bacon.

I wish for nothing.

Granted you get nothing. Everybody gets something cool and makes you jealous that you got nothing. =x

I wish for deep fried bacon, deep fried chicken, deep fried turkey, deep fried fries, deep fried pickles, deep fried fish, deep fried pizza, deep fried hot dogs, and a deep fried twinkie for dessert. To top it all off, some hot chocolate made from those solid bars of chocolate that you have to melt in milk.