[Real] PETA soccermom loses her mind over Pokemon Origins. Breaks daughter's 3DS.

Further angered, she then went on to describe another scene where “a turtle was being forced to mate with an orange dinosaur.” Unfortunately, this was not a beautiful scene of animal lovemaking as it turned out the turtle was actually attacking the dinosaur

Quote of the year.

This news story is clearly, CLEARLY fake though. and should probably be moved to Shenanigans.