2013-10-25, 08:33 AM
So, I'm in a room with six guys and one bathroom, right? There's someone in it preeeeetty much 24/7. I typically get up an hour - hour and a half before my classes start so I have time to get ready and eat breakfast, and I usually don't have time to eat breakfast (gotta wait for the bathroom to open).
I also pride myself on cutting down tremendously the time it takes me to get ready, because with Crohn's it can take a while. Today was one of my faster days, I was in there for maybe 10 minutes and one of my suitemates wakes up and decides he gets the bathroom right then and there (which they all do that, oh my fucking god side tangent)
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When the bathroom door is closed, that means SOMEONE IS IN THERE. Especially when YOU WATCH THEM WALK IN AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. What makes you think it is OK to KNOCK like you aren't sure if someone is in there???????? That pomegranate is ANNOYING. I have my business to do and I know other people have to use it. pineapple off.
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So of course I tell him I'm going to be a few minutes. Kid sits outside the door and fucking COMPLAINS. "Can't even brush my teeth in this fucking dorm." "god fucking damnit bryan you're always in the fucking bathroom." "can't even shave. this is fucking pissing me off."
Guess what, pimento?! You shouldn't even be in this dorm! This is honor's college housing and you aren't in the honor's college! We honor's kids have to go through extra hoops and events to stay in this housing. Don't even know why you're here in the first place. Stop complaining.
And guess what! I've had to go to class unkempt because, that's right, YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM!
I don't decide that I'm better than you and the second I wake up I deserve the bathroom. I don't knock unless it's the middle of the day and I actually don't know if someone is in there (since one kid still closes the door when he leaves). I just suck it up like a college student should and accept there will be days like that when you're living with six guys.
So like the mature adult I am I stood in the bathroom doing absolutely nothing until he stormed off for class before leaving.
./endrant
I also pride myself on cutting down tremendously the time it takes me to get ready, because with Crohn's it can take a while. Today was one of my faster days, I was in there for maybe 10 minutes and one of my suitemates wakes up and decides he gets the bathroom right then and there (which they all do that, oh my fucking god side tangent)
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When the bathroom door is closed, that means SOMEONE IS IN THERE. Especially when YOU WATCH THEM WALK IN AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. What makes you think it is OK to KNOCK like you aren't sure if someone is in there???????? That pomegranate is ANNOYING. I have my business to do and I know other people have to use it. pineapple off.
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So of course I tell him I'm going to be a few minutes. Kid sits outside the door and fucking COMPLAINS. "Can't even brush my teeth in this fucking dorm." "god fucking damnit bryan you're always in the fucking bathroom." "can't even shave. this is fucking pissing me off."
Guess what, pimento?! You shouldn't even be in this dorm! This is honor's college housing and you aren't in the honor's college! We honor's kids have to go through extra hoops and events to stay in this housing. Don't even know why you're here in the first place. Stop complaining.
And guess what! I've had to go to class unkempt because, that's right, YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM!
I don't decide that I'm better than you and the second I wake up I deserve the bathroom. I don't knock unless it's the middle of the day and I actually don't know if someone is in there (since one kid still closes the door when he leaves). I just suck it up like a college student should and accept there will be days like that when you're living with six guys.
So like the mature adult I am I stood in the bathroom doing absolutely nothing until he stormed off for class before leaving.
./endrant