Pokémon X and Pokémon Y

also damn guys, check out these spoilers:
http://nicocw.tumblr.com/post/62166645621

Braixen’s evolution becomes a darker red in color. Its tail becomes a fist, and the stick inside becomes a pair of nunchucks. The crease in between its eyes opens up, revealing a boxing glove on a spring. It makes a cartoony “boyoyooonnng!” sound when it attacks.

Um, I'm NOT okay with this.

Edit:

Mega Blaziken gets a Mega Evolution itself. Mega Mega Blaziken retains Speed Boost as its ability, and is able to mega evolve again. Mega Mega Mega Blaziken has a new ability called Gotta Go Fast, where every move it uses goes first, even if the opponent uses moves like Protect and Detect.

A second Eeveelution is present in the game. Its name is Hotteon, and is a Fire-type, making the first Eeveelution to repeat a type. The only move it can learn is Flare Blitz.

Okay yeah, this is definitely fake.

Edit #2:

To evolve Inkay into Malimar, you have to spread cheese whiz on your game cartridge, then level it up past 36.

To evolve Spewpa into Vivillon, you have to go to Nintendo’s HQ in person and StreetPass Reggie, then level it up.

To evolve Litleo into Pyroar, you have to pour orange juice on your 3DS as it levels up past 40.

I'm sorry, but what...? This is just too funny.