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Double post because rage is worth it.
I'm trying to re-learn Corki since I haven't played him since S2. In the two games I've played today I've laned against a Caitlyn, so I went into both games not expecting to win lane (and I didn't--I did go even the first time, though). The second game I was matched up against a Caitlyn/Nidalee bot, with [MENTION=1562]Throes[/MENTION] as my support on Lulu. We were losing lane pretty bad and our Riven jungle didn't want to gank for us, so I was just counting the minutes until they killed bot tower and I could actually farm (I had around 50 CS at 10 minutes).
When Riven finally decides that she wants to gank for us, Throes and I are both under 30% HP, we're like level 8, and the wave isn't even pushed up to tower like it had been for the past 10 minutes. Both of us end up dying but we end up going 2 for 2 in a 3v2 because Cait/Nid misplayed pretty hard, so we were pretty lucky.
Riven: "lol ez nidalee idk how u guys lose to her"
WELL GEE I DO NOT KNOW RIVEN ARE WE FEELING A BIT CONFIDENT BECAUSE YOU GOT A KILL BOT LANE THEIR MID ISN'T EVEN AROUND WHY ARE YOU BASING INSTEAD OF TAKING BOT TOWER GREAT NOW I HAVE TO LANE AGAINST THIS CAIT FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES UGHHHHHHHHHH
SO 20 MINUTES IN AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL THE LANING PHASE AND RIVEN DECIDES THAT SHE WANTS TO GANK AGAIN, INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GOING IN AND STUNNING SHE JUMPS OVER THE WALL INTO RIVER BRUSH AND TRIES TO FLANK ONLY THAT BRUSH WAS WARDED SO THEY JUST RUN AWAY AND SHE CAN'T EVEN GET IN RANGE TO STUN BECAUSE SHE USED HER Q OH MY GOD COULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST RUN THROUGH LANE
I ended up going 5/4/5 and not doing so bad considering we lost lane so hard. The moral of the story: Never play Riven jungle.
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