2013-07-08, 10:19 AM
DeanNim Wrote:5) I heard raw vegans are healthier and can eat as much as they want without getting fat.
You're joking, right?
Anyone who eats too many calories will gain weight. Raw vegans are not an exception to this rule.
chrome Wrote:Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:
Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP
(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)
You took 40 points. This means you will get a $0 payout immediately with the stock market. So you'll have access to the stock market but no funds to play with.