2013-07-07, 02:44 PM
Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:
Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP
(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)
Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP
(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)