I know this is probably a dumb question

Monster Life has pretty good text, I approve strongly.

Applies to the item descriptions, too -
Red Brick Abode - A quaint little house made of red brick. Totally pig proof.
Pink Angel Place - This house is decorated with little angel wings to make it look innocent, and to hide the terrors within...
White Cube - This cube wants to feel the fresh spring air on its sides.
Red Cube - This cube wants to feel passionate smooches on its face.
Green Cube - This cube wants to feel at one with nature in an urban landscape.
Orange Cube - This cube is orange. Oranges have no feelings.
Blue Cube - This cube wants to fly in the air.
Black Cube - This cube believes in nothing, because it is a nihilist.
Classic Wooden Horse - This wooden horse is specially made for monster children, or very ugly human children.
Fine Fountain - Eh, it's fine.