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5-year-old shoots his 2-year-old sister
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After seeing Sardines' post, I went into full denial mode and went to search for this supposed website selling My Little Pony firearms, thinking to myself that if MLP works they'd surely also have Barbie and Hello Kitty rifles to match. Sure enough:

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The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

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I feel so outdated now, I've never even handled anything above a water gun my whole life.
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5-year-old shoots his 2-year-old sister - by Curtiss - 2013-05-04, 03:08 AM

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