Ask Me Anything - Five Second Pose

Naan, paratha, [etc. other types], bread, rice, potatoes, chips [as in wedges/fries], vermicelli, udon [and related noodles].

Choose your evil, and maybe say which type you prefer, how you prefer to have them, and if there is a why.

[Marmite is an extremely... polarising substance. You will either love it or hate it, but I'm neutral to it. It has a slightly sharp and strong smell that does not carry very far, sort of like soy sauce that is starting to char. It's taste is also similar to soy sauce that is starting to char, but is not actually that bitter unless you ate a dollap of it plain. It IS salty, but so is peanut butter. An appropriate amalgam of flavour and texture would be... peanut butter that is starting to dry out, minus the sweet taste, plus the depth and strength of black coffee but not quite that bitter, and the richness of evaporated beef stock. And yes it looks like and has the consistency of tar.]

Hadriel

I eat most types of starch besides bread, really. I love asian-style noodles and poutine in particular. Asian-style noodles have so many interesting things in them and they're spicy, and poutine is just... so good.