Your favorite beer?

Pretty much this. Why drink beer when I get more satisfaction out of green tea or orange juice?

When I was a naive youngling, full of hope for my future, I never understood why people wanted to get drunk to have a good time. Before I turned 21, you could fit all the alcohol I'd tried into two beer bottled. Hell, after I turned 21, I never really got drunk. Sure, I went to some parties, did a bar crawl or two with the other EEs... but it wasn't until I got my first job that I truly understood how alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of man's problems.

That said, a lot of the booze out there tastes like absolute pomegranate. But mad needs his fix. (Full disclaimer: chuggin' on bottom shelf bourbon and coke right now.)

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