2013-03-28, 07:36 PM
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IN NEED OF AN IMPORTANT ANSWER.
Let's break it down.
Places to Avoid:
Renegades - Chicks dig bad boys. But if you're just restarting I think it'll take too long to build up your image. Skip this world for greener pastures. Unless you're into the submissive lifestyle. Then you could probably find yourself a Dom here.
El Nido - As we all know, "El" is a masculine article in the fine language of Spain and Nido refers to the juvenile Nidoran Pokemon. You're obviously not looking for horny teenage boys, so avoid this server.
Nova - A Bizzaro World county in Dnalgne. Gender is not what it seems here. Odds are good you'll want to avoid Nova if you aren't the gambling type.
Chaos - AAAAAAAAAGGGHGHG OH GOD. SNAKES. SNAKES ARE ERUPTING FROM THE VOLCANOES. HELP ME JESUS. HELP ME TOM CRUISE. OH GOD, I HEAR THE GALLOP OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. JUDGMENT IS AT HAND.
Bera - Bears. Bears as far as the eye can see. Black Bears, Polar Bears, Gay Bears (don't use bear spray on those guys, they're cool), Panda Bears, and all sorts of bears. I don't think you'll find your 18 year old chicks here, but if you visit watch out for the Pandas. Pandas are plantains.
Yellonde - Obviously filled with blonde girls, but they're all younger than you'd like. They made up a new name for their hair color to feel special and aren't old enough yet to deal with life's cruelties.
Iffy:
Demethos - This was a play by Nexon to avoid 4th century BC Greek legal wrangling over the name Demosthenes. Probably has older women, but they'll be interested in speech-making and oratory technique (not what it sounds like). Even if you can tolerate the pretentiousness, expect to be turned down left and right in verbose and confusing ways.
Bellocan - Anagram for lab clone. You might have success here, but brace yourself for the possibility of your chick suddenly disappearing when her original needs a new liver.
Pretty good:
Mardia - The land of Mardi. This might be your best bet. Assuming you have lots of beads to hand out. Look out for the Gras chicks.
Broa - Bros. Bros as far as the eye can see. When you tire of your quest for legal poontang, return here to find a quality bromance. Many consider a quality bromance one of the finer points of life, and you'd be sorry to miss out on that kind of friendship and bromanticism.
Places I'm not familiar enough with:
Arcania
Zenith
Galicia
Scania
Kradia
Khaini
Windia
Maybe someone else can give some input on those?
To women everywhere: I'm[SUP]so[SUP]sorry[/SUP][/SUP]
Let's break it down.
Places to Avoid:
Renegades - Chicks dig bad boys. But if you're just restarting I think it'll take too long to build up your image. Skip this world for greener pastures. Unless you're into the submissive lifestyle. Then you could probably find yourself a Dom here.
El Nido - As we all know, "El" is a masculine article in the fine language of Spain and Nido refers to the juvenile Nidoran Pokemon. You're obviously not looking for horny teenage boys, so avoid this server.
Nova - A Bizzaro World county in Dnalgne. Gender is not what it seems here. Odds are good you'll want to avoid Nova if you aren't the gambling type.
Chaos - AAAAAAAAAGGGHGHG OH GOD. SNAKES. SNAKES ARE ERUPTING FROM THE VOLCANOES. HELP ME JESUS. HELP ME TOM CRUISE. OH GOD, I HEAR THE GALLOP OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. JUDGMENT IS AT HAND.
Bera - Bears. Bears as far as the eye can see. Black Bears, Polar Bears, Gay Bears (don't use bear spray on those guys, they're cool), Panda Bears, and all sorts of bears. I don't think you'll find your 18 year old chicks here, but if you visit watch out for the Pandas. Pandas are plantains.
Yellonde - Obviously filled with blonde girls, but they're all younger than you'd like. They made up a new name for their hair color to feel special and aren't old enough yet to deal with life's cruelties.
Iffy:
Demethos - This was a play by Nexon to avoid 4th century BC Greek legal wrangling over the name Demosthenes. Probably has older women, but they'll be interested in speech-making and oratory technique (not what it sounds like). Even if you can tolerate the pretentiousness, expect to be turned down left and right in verbose and confusing ways.
Bellocan - Anagram for lab clone. You might have success here, but brace yourself for the possibility of your chick suddenly disappearing when her original needs a new liver.
Pretty good:
Mardia - The land of Mardi. This might be your best bet. Assuming you have lots of beads to hand out. Look out for the Gras chicks.
Broa - Bros. Bros as far as the eye can see. When you tire of your quest for legal poontang, return here to find a quality bromance. Many consider a quality bromance one of the finer points of life, and you'd be sorry to miss out on that kind of friendship and bromanticism.
Places I'm not familiar enough with:
Arcania
Zenith
Galicia
Scania
Kradia
Khaini
Windia
Maybe someone else can give some input on those?
To women everywhere: I'm[SUP]so[SUP]sorry[/SUP][/SUP]