YESS KINDER EGGS LEGAL NOW.

If it isn't at least 3.5 ounces of sugary fat meant to be eaten in one sitting (or, preferably, one mouthful), it's way too little candy.
What, no?

but you're just paying to scrape the little candy the damn eggs have with your teeth

The fact he would be attempting to scrape the chocolate off with his teeth, rather than breaking it in half, may imply he'd be one of the poor victims who choke on the capsule if he was introduced to this product.

+1 American justice, saving another life.