YESS KINDER EGGS LEGAL NOW.

That's the point, it's rich chocolate that mimicks an egg shell for a quirky toy. You can make mini car's mini boats, helicopters, puzzles, etc. after you eat some chocolate. And it isn't cheap knock off crap chocolate, it's rich, quality chocolate.

Not that I'd piss over your painfully obvious shitty childhood, I guess I was raised better than that.

If it isn't at least 3.5 ounces of sugary fat meant to be eaten in one sitting (or, preferably, one mouthful), it's way too little candy.
What, no?