Way too open.

Usually, mature girls are usually rather shy about that stuff, and won't discuss it with their friends.. also, they won't act like they're horny or crave sex either, even to their own boyfriend. It's usually the quiet and calm ones (that likes to tease you...) that ends up most likely being best in bed. *;]* @ my gf

Your girlfriend is a virgin. Sorry, bro. She doesn't know sh'it about sex.


But srsly, sometimes you gotta bust out the belt and slap a ho. Let her know who wears the pants, and who has to take them off.

Yeast infections pineappleing suck. If it feels like there's a colony of fire ants having a party in my no-no zone, you think that's something I want to talk to my mom about? No. I'm gonna talk to my girlfriends and ask them whether I should use Monistat 1 or Monistat 7.

Sorry, but I f'ucking LOL'd.