Choose Your Class Spoiler Maze

[SIZE="4"]Magus' Serious Version[/SIZE]

 Close Range Attacker.

 Do you like doing combo attacks?

 No, I just want to spam the same move in one place.

 Do you want the excitement of having low HP while attacking and be COMPLETELY begged for bosses?

 Not really...

 Do you still want to boss without living on the edge!?!

[SPOILER=Eh, I don't need to boss.]Paladin

 I still want to boss!

Hero

 Yes. I like living on the edge and bosses.

Dark Knight

 Yes, I want to have my keyboard layout filled.

 Do you want to be the strongest class for four minutes, slightly above average for two minutes, but the weakest class for another two minutes?

 I prefer consistency in damage.

Shadower

 Wow, sure!

Buccaneer

 Far Range Attacker.

 Do you want to hit really close range, too?

[SPOILER=Eh...I'm fine without it.]

 Do you want to use strategy?

 Bah, I prefer spamming one skill, and having extra speed.

Night Lord

[SPOILER=Nah...I love strategy. I don't care about extra speed.]Corsair

[SPOILER=Uh...what if I don't care about speed or strategy?..?]

 Do you still want to spam one skill?

[SPOILER=Nah, I don't want to spam one move.]Marksman

 Yeah!

Bowmaster

 Preferably all ranges, please.

 Do you want to be begged to be included in boss parties and get the best attacking skill in the game?

 Obviously.

Bishop.

 I want to be shunned at every boss and get a more expensive (MP wise), weaker, and slower version of Genesis.

 Do you want to freeze or have an extremely inexpensive (meso wise)mastery book?

 Extremely inexpensive mastery book

Fire/Poison Arch Mage

 Freeze.

Ice/Lightning Arch Mage

 Do you want to be unique and special?

Travel back to 2005 and make a Beginner. Seriously, it was funny when only a handful of people did it, now it's just stupid.

Goddangit, I wish I could put them all in the same post, but it removes the spoilers >_>.

You guys can create more, I guess. The more input, the better.

Thanks, Magus, for the edits, too XD.