Chin time!

Chinchillas are very fragile, but oh so fluffy. So soft and fluffy.

This is why I only adore them from afar. I'd have to get at least two just so they wouldn't be lonely half the time and that just means double the chances for me to unintentionally inflict undue torment on a hapless avatar of fluffiness.

And we've already demonstrated I am prone to flooding, spontaneous lack of air conditioning and other misfortunes specifically inimical to the chin.