2013-02-11, 10:11 PM
On Friday the blizzard broke my tree in half which blocked the entire street and almost took out my car. I dismembered it with my meat cleaver because I don't own an axe. I left its corpse on my lawn as a warning to the others.
On Saturday I drove through the tundra that was East Providence to serve four people who apparently would risk their lives for fish tacos and tequila. My car handles like a sled so every right turn was a life and death situation. I was alone in the kitchen; I listened to Orchid and made a peachin' arbol chile jam which would in retrospect probably work really well as a steak or game sauce.
Yesterday I went to work and opened the kitchen only to discover that the restaurant was supposed to be closed that day and no one told my chef. I ended up going to the company party in Boston because it had an open bar and for that reason I don't remember any of it.
Today I woke up with a lot of dried blood under my nose and a split-in-half big toenail. I had a receipt in my pocket with what was probably supposed to be someone's phone number on the back but there are too many digits.
Good weekend.
On Saturday I drove through the tundra that was East Providence to serve four people who apparently would risk their lives for fish tacos and tequila. My car handles like a sled so every right turn was a life and death situation. I was alone in the kitchen; I listened to Orchid and made a peachin' arbol chile jam which would in retrospect probably work really well as a steak or game sauce.
Yesterday I went to work and opened the kitchen only to discover that the restaurant was supposed to be closed that day and no one told my chef. I ended up going to the company party in Boston because it had an open bar and for that reason I don't remember any of it.
Today I woke up with a lot of dried blood under my nose and a split-in-half big toenail. I had a receipt in my pocket with what was probably supposed to be someone's phone number on the back but there are too many digits.
Good weekend.