[MS Song Parody] I'm Still A Brawler

Dedicated to Kevvl because he decided to make a pomegranate pure DEX brawler and trained it to 30.

To the tune of So What - Pink

I guess I just lost my PQ
I don't know where they went
So I'm gonna drink my CP
I'm not gonna let them win
I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight!

[Chorus]
So...
So what
I'm still a Brawler
I got my Corkscrews
And I don't need you
And guess what?
I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're just a tool
So...
So what
I am a Brawler
I got my Corkscrews
And I don't want you tonight

Spiegelmann just took my channel
And gave it to Dexless Sin
I guess I'll go in with Cleric
At least he knows how to trade wins
What if this song's on Sleepywood?
Somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
Their party will start a fight
Na na na na na na na
They're gonna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
We're all gonna get in a fight

[Chorus]

You didn't trade
You never did
You wanted all
But that's not fair
I gave you coins
I gave your dues
You didn't trade
You let me lose

[Chorus]

No no
No no
I don't want you tonight
You didn't trade
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool
So...
So what
I am a Brawler
I got my Corkscrews
And I don't want you tonight

~
And... this one was from awhile back, but I personally think it was a better parody...

Sniping Newts, to the tune of Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

Closed off from Typhons*, I didn't need the pot drain
One mil or two was enough, and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass, before you know it you're frozen (at level 80)

But something happened for the very first time at Newts
My EXP bar filled up fast, I found something true
And everyone's looking round thinking I'm going crazy

[Chorus]
But I don't care what they say
It's the best EXP
They try to KS me away
But I was first so CC
My finger's numb from the Strafe that I keep on spamming
You released Leafre and I

Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newts
I keep sniping
I keep, keep sniping Newts
Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newties
You released Leafre and

Trying hard not to hear but they talk so loud
Their piercing CC PLZ fill my ears try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know, that their goal is to keep me from training

But nothing's greater than the EXP at Destroyed Dragon Nest
And in this world of grinding I level the best
Yet everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy
Baby baby

[Chorus]

And it's draining none of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'll be level 120
For everyone to see

[Chorus]
I don't care what they say
It's the best EXP
They try to KS me away
But I was first so CC
My finger's numb from the Strafe that I keep on spamming
You released Leafre and I

Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newts
I keep sniping
I keep, keep sniping Newts
Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newties
You released Leafre and I

Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newts
I keep sniping
I keep, keep sniping Newts
Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newties
You released Leafre and I
Keep sniping
Keep, keep sniping Newts

* Typhons weren't out at the original time of writing. The original line was 'Kents', but I figured since snipers never ever ever train at Kents anymore, it wouldn't fit as well