2013-02-09, 02:51 AM
This one last game i met a pineappleing bastard that has his priority made a butt, stupid bastard was apparently too busy happily killing a minion wave near the enemy tower to pineappleing bother and help cassio from our team that was getting raped by riven on top of the enemy altar, i mean seriously? Was that stupid minion wave more valuable than winning the pineappleing game? Like if it wasn't difficult enough match with a Darius(pineappleing OP damage), Ryze (Bastard had like 3 Roas and the AA Upgrade to give him even MORE pineappleING HEALTH, seriously everyone from their team was dead and ryze would still have like more than half his health) and Riven (Wasn't too difficult thank god, i think she was just as dumb as our xin).
Best part is that in the part of the game where everyone should pineappleing group up and pomegranate, stupid bastard was still too pineappleing busy killing waves and jungle mobs, like he was expecting we two where enough to kill those 3 or that those 3 would never try to invade us... God pineappleing Dammit Xin, learn to pineappleing play without a pineappleing tunnel vision for stupid pomegranate pineapple.
(Yeah my post are usually full of pomegranate, but its either this or actually spilling that pomegranate in game, i take the less harmful option)
Edit: Oh yeah, thankfully we won that game (Although ryze made it hard to have a succesful Teamfight), We just kinda lucked out with killing Riven (More like exploding her before she could do much), then Darius (Im grateful he didn't build super mega tanky DPS like most bastards that play darius) and then Ryze (To be fair, i tried to target ryze first, but it was a frigging hard thing to do between his 2 ROAS, his fully upgraded AA and 2.5 sec Stasis from Wooglet), its a miracle i survived that fight with barely 20 or so hp, but it was enough to let me push top with Cassio (Xin was a useful meat shield).
P.S: Health OP, bought a Overlord Mail as the last item (With a Frozen and Black Cleaver) to have 3.8k hp to survive ryze stupidly absurb Burst+Sustained (Equally bullshiting as Annies Burst).
Best part is that in the part of the game where everyone should pineappleing group up and pomegranate, stupid bastard was still too pineappleing busy killing waves and jungle mobs, like he was expecting we two where enough to kill those 3 or that those 3 would never try to invade us... God pineappleing Dammit Xin, learn to pineappleing play without a pineappleing tunnel vision for stupid pomegranate pineapple.
(Yeah my post are usually full of pomegranate, but its either this or actually spilling that pomegranate in game, i take the less harmful option)
Edit: Oh yeah, thankfully we won that game (Although ryze made it hard to have a succesful Teamfight), We just kinda lucked out with killing Riven (More like exploding her before she could do much), then Darius (Im grateful he didn't build super mega tanky DPS like most bastards that play darius) and then Ryze (To be fair, i tried to target ryze first, but it was a frigging hard thing to do between his 2 ROAS, his fully upgraded AA and 2.5 sec Stasis from Wooglet), its a miracle i survived that fight with barely 20 or so hp, but it was enough to let me push top with Cassio (Xin was a useful meat shield).
P.S: Health OP, bought a Overlord Mail as the last item (With a Frozen and Black Cleaver) to have 3.8k hp to survive ryze stupidly absurb Burst+Sustained (Equally bullshiting as Annies Burst).