2013-02-07, 07:24 PM
LegendGospel Wrote:Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I'm a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and scammed, duped and botted. I'm not particularly good at KSing, but I'm good at convincing others to do KSing for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was level 7 I saw a beginner girl training at the pig beach. I stole her robe. She was forced to return to Henesys naked and in tears. If I close my eyes, I can still see her pixels bouncing. When I was level 10 I stuffed my guild master's godly boots with a DEF scroll. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a guild member. Poor boy was expelled and I escaped justice. When I was level 12 I invested my funds into a pot of Russellon. I KSed on cursed-eyes. I skinned stolen accounts. Then I threw away the Russellon potion into the ground, which I do believe a n00b ate. At least I hope he did. Once I brought a Demon Slayer and an Angelic Buster into a weapon shop...
I got to the end of the first sentence and got the reference. Shows how obsessed I am with that story lol.
Not a bad rendition either, although I do enjoy the actual quote with the penis jokes.
