2013-02-07, 01:25 PM
So this morning I walked home through a snowstorm wearing last night's party costume (Wednesday night Valentine's-themed work party with free food and an open bar) of red lamina spandex leggings, a feather boa, and sequin sunglasses (with which I swept the costume contest and won a $50 Visa gift card), having hooked up with a "straight" coworker who I guess isn't straight anymore (though wasn't really to begin with, let's be honest).
What the pineapple is my life.
What the pineapple is my life.

