The greatest Kickstarter of all time.

Oh jeez...if the KickStarter wasn't funny enough. That ad put on the "white children". LOL. I was curious if eBay was involved in the trafficking of white minors for what, I imagined, would have ironically been slavery. Then I click the link and I see this pre-owned item and remember

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and a whole new set of giggles ensued. Marvelous, absolutely marverous.

Edit: Oh, I guess the ad doesn't show up everytime. But for those of you wondering, the site hyperlinked "white children" and sent me to that item that I hyperlinked. That was what drew the hilarity.