Is this really fast for 'poking' at typing? Lol.. I amaze myself at times.

Sorta. I shift my hand around really fast, I can either:

a) Hit it with my thumb really fast.
b) Hit it with my index.

Both takes the same amount of time.

As for Shift.. Left hand's index finger on SHIFT, right hand's index finger on [insert key here]. Not hard.

...wtp. How do you jump your finger across the keyboard so fast? D: I demand a video.