The little things that rustle your jimmies

Texting or talking with the phone up to your ear while driving pisses me off the most. Women are usually guilty of doing this because #lolhashtagsalleffinday. (omgurzzzzz i gotta tweett n pomegranate)

Driving:
-When people sit a good car and a half length away from the car in front of them at the red light.

Lmfao, who taught you how to drive? Last time I checked you were supposed to do that unless you are letting someone in to turn in the right hand lane.