I tried to silently fart during class today

Ah hahahahahahhahahaha
Why didn't you yell "What the hell was that?! D:"

@above: I've been really lucky except for this one time I thought I was homealone and farted, it was one of those looooooooooooooooooooooong and loud farts, I remember it like it lasted like 10 seconds, and out of nowhere the maid came out of my bedroom's bathroom. Then she asked if I wanted a sandwich.

Sounds like something from reddit

Giggle/10 would read again