Pony General:"Season 12 will never air" edition.

So apparently daylight savings is in effect, or not in effect, or idk. The episode was a hour early this time or something...just me. It's nearing 6am here in Hawaii as I'm doing this review and I swear to god, I love having a 4:50am Alarm.
Confirmed:It was leaked to iTunes 5 Hours Early. Most streams played it a hour early. Since I caught it early, this is my review...And my death warrant, SIGNED. I am not giving this episode mercy. This was a obvious filler episode, but come on...

 Season 3, Episode 9-Spike At Your Service Review

I'll be honest, a lot of things are cannon, and a lot of nods towards the fandom was made today. Cute. And I don't normally say cute. SO SAVOR THE MOMENT.
Some things that bothered me was the fact it's just a flipping Dragon's Code, and Spike treats it like it's a death warrant...signed. All this nonsense could have also been cleared if Twilight got her flipping mind out of the gutter for just two seconds. Gosh. Talk about rude, as well. And my god Applejack, just take the free help. Do you honestly you, Bic Mac, and Applebloom can do all these tasks?...Okay granted, you can, but wouldn't you want a break? No, your family is a mess of f'ucking workaholics. (*cough* Last Episode.)

...I'm sorry, this just has way too many plotholes and alternate pathways and solutions to end this episode in a better way...

I also want to point out, no Derpy.

Skipping a messload of crazy madness, the setup gone wrong has just one of the most beautiful 3D CGI animations I've ever seen...ESPECIALLY, IT'S THE FREAKING TIMBERWOLVES. Also Super-Ultra-Mega-Timberwolf is cannon..
Weaknessebbles.

This time, I'm going out on a limb, but this is MY Death Warrant, signed.

Writing:18/20
Animation:20+/20 (30/20)
Moral:15/20

Overall:55/60: B+/A
though, I take it back. After rewatching, I kinda understand it. I question way too much.

 Following Things Are Cannon/Nods

Rarity is writing a novel. (*Fanfics* Cough.)
Spike. Worst. Baker. EVER.
Dragon's Code...more towards Dragon Norse Mythology in this show.
Timberwolves can transform...and choke on rocks.
Shippings...SHIPPINGS EVERYWHERE.