2012-12-27, 12:08 AM
Had the most epic time buying a new car today. Bought a brand new 2013 Subaru Legacy 2.5i Limited PZEV and traded in my crap 02 chevy impala.
Now, my impala was definitely a problem car. It was having electrical issues. For example, sometimes the turn signals would not work, and there was that whole check engine debacle some of you may have read about in the angry dome. I didn't want to deal with it anymore - so new car.
They didn't even check the car codes. They simply took the VIN/Title and ran Carfax on it. They offered me $800 (which is a steal considering what I know it's actually worth) and I took it.
So I'm driving out of the lot and I see the salesperson getting into my car. He tries to start the car and it won't turn over.
F'UCK YEAH B'ITCHES.
I get a call from the salesperson two hours later:
SALES: Hey, we can't get your car to start. Is there a trick or something?
ME: No... there is no trick. You just turn it over and it goes. I'm sorry I really can't help you here.
SALES: Well, alright. I guess it's having separation anxiety.
LOLOLOLOL
Now, my impala was definitely a problem car. It was having electrical issues. For example, sometimes the turn signals would not work, and there was that whole check engine debacle some of you may have read about in the angry dome. I didn't want to deal with it anymore - so new car.
They didn't even check the car codes. They simply took the VIN/Title and ran Carfax on it. They offered me $800 (which is a steal considering what I know it's actually worth) and I took it.
So I'm driving out of the lot and I see the salesperson getting into my car. He tries to start the car and it won't turn over.
F'UCK YEAH B'ITCHES.
I get a call from the salesperson two hours later:
SALES: Hey, we can't get your car to start. Is there a trick or something?
ME: No... there is no trick. You just turn it over and it goes. I'm sorry I really can't help you here.
SALES: Well, alright. I guess it's having separation anxiety.
LOLOLOLOL