2012-12-24, 06:17 PM
Merry Christmas. Happy Hanuka, holidays and whatever else as well.
If you drive, don't drink. If you're home, get wasted. If wasted, don't handle fireworks. And eat like a pig. I know I am.
If you're getting guests, make sure there's toilet paper on a clearly visible area. Take off the shower curtains. And make sure you really don't like those carpets.
Peace.
If you drive, don't drink. If you're home, get wasted. If wasted, don't handle fireworks. And eat like a pig. I know I am.
If you're getting guests, make sure there's toilet paper on a clearly visible area. Take off the shower curtains. And make sure you really don't like those carpets.
Peace.

