2012-11-27, 10:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 2012-11-28, 02:50 AM by CrazyForDex.)
Time Wrote:Forget Channing Tatum: Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is the sexiest man of 2012, according to the Chinese Communist Party mouthpiece Peoples Daily and the satirical news site The Onion.
The website of the paper of record for Chinas authoritarian ruling party regularly features positive reports on its even more authoritarian neighbor, North Korea, and its 28-year old leader Kim Jong Un. This time, however, Peoples Daily editors may have been a bit too eager to please.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every womans dream come true, the Peoples Daily quoted from the fictitious report, going on to add this line, by the (also fictitious) Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel: He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time.
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Article by the Examiner
Seems The Onion has struck again. God I love those sly mother f'uckers.
Edit: fixed the links, can't believe I did that
