2012-11-15, 04:42 AM
MariaColette Wrote:Hey guys, guess what.
Your patron troll isn't determined by your zodiac sign (I'd say that's more like what your bloodcaste would be). It's determined by the numbers in your birthday added together.
For example, John's birthday is 4/13. 4+1+3=8. The 8th sign in the Zodiac is Scorpio. Vriska's his patron troll.
Same with how Tavros is Jade's, Kanaya is Rose's and Terezi is Dave's.
If you get a number higher than 12, just mod it by 12 (aka take the remainder from 12) and you have your patron.
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi
Who's YOUR actual patron troll?
Mine is Sollux (1+1+1)! I like this for he is my favorite troll.
Wait really? Where did you find this??
Let's see...... birthday is 8/2. 8 + 2 = 10. That makes my patron troll.........
honk
HONK
OH FUC'K!
./kills self