2008-12-05, 12:59 PM
I guess I live a musically sheltered life, as I haven't heard anything by most of the commonly mentioned artists. So my list is a little different.
1. Yellowcard - Whiny, emo bitches. My ex has a hard-on for them, and if I even HEAR them being played within 500 yards of me, I will slit throats.
2. KoRn - Sorry, Jonathan Davis is not the be-all, end-all of heavy metal. In fact, there really isn't much "metal" to be had, there. I am personally insulted by their inclusion in VH1's 40 Greatest Metal Songs.
3. Slipknot - Same reason. Music for posers. Jumping around on stage wearing masks and bashing instruments isn't music, either. Slipknot is not metal, Slipknot is not GOTH, either. True story, some seven years ago or so, I went to the mall to go shopping and I was wearing black jeans, boots, and a Bauhaus Tshirt. Some kid in a Slipknot shirt and those really really wide legged jeans calls out "Hey, are you some sort of goth poser?" and then proceeded to explain how cool and how so uber gothic he and his pals were, you know because Slipknot are the fathers of the genre... or something. Wrong! Try again! Yeah, I hate Slipknot.
4. Kittie - Pure eyecandy. No musical talent whatsoever. I love how people back them up and say "You only hate them because you're a girl and you wish you were that hot." Being hot != talent, sorry.
5. My Chemical Romance - Just god-awful whiny emo annoying crap, GTFO my radio, dammit.
1. Yellowcard - Whiny, emo bitches. My ex has a hard-on for them, and if I even HEAR them being played within 500 yards of me, I will slit throats.
2. KoRn - Sorry, Jonathan Davis is not the be-all, end-all of heavy metal. In fact, there really isn't much "metal" to be had, there. I am personally insulted by their inclusion in VH1's 40 Greatest Metal Songs.
3. Slipknot - Same reason. Music for posers. Jumping around on stage wearing masks and bashing instruments isn't music, either. Slipknot is not metal, Slipknot is not GOTH, either. True story, some seven years ago or so, I went to the mall to go shopping and I was wearing black jeans, boots, and a Bauhaus Tshirt. Some kid in a Slipknot shirt and those really really wide legged jeans calls out "Hey, are you some sort of goth poser?" and then proceeded to explain how cool and how so uber gothic he and his pals were, you know because Slipknot are the fathers of the genre... or something. Wrong! Try again! Yeah, I hate Slipknot.
4. Kittie - Pure eyecandy. No musical talent whatsoever. I love how people back them up and say "You only hate them because you're a girl and you wish you were that hot." Being hot != talent, sorry.
5. My Chemical Romance - Just god-awful whiny emo annoying crap, GTFO my radio, dammit.